A Stream of Gems

A friend is asking people over Facebook to suggest movies to watch and it’s always annoying when I want to share my movie experiences but have no way to actually get them a copy of the movie. Some I’ve seen at festivals, some I’ve found years past when my …acquiring ways… weren’t as legal. Nowadays though, I have Netflix and Youtube to thank for playing a lot of movies I consider misunderstood or barely known gems.

I’ve decided to share some with you.



I have a special love for “one room” movies. Reservoir Dogs made great use of this but I think Pontypool bests it in some ways. Yes, I went there. No, the dialogue is not better; rare are those who can defeat Tarantino in dialogue-writing (directing is another story). But the way the movie is set and develops while always staying in that same late-night radio station is special and intriguing. Saying more would be to reveal too much but let’s simply say that it’s probably one of my favorite horror movies simply for the fact that it doesn’t spend any time trying to wow you with props and effects. It’s the story that gets you and in this, it achieves a very Lovecraftian feeling. This movie is available on Netlix.



It’s funny because the trailer sells it as this very 80s movie and you’ll probably start thinking you’re going to watch a National Lampoon sort of thing and while you end up getting that 80s feel, the movie is really nothing like it. They’ve basically taken the story of Day of the Triffids and taken out the deadly sentient plants. Add to this probably the first 80s female protagonist who isn’t either a super serious martial artist or a weak lover (she’s a cinema clerk / arcade gamer with a bad mouth) who isn’t getting rescued at every scene and you get a refreshing take on the whole “the world after everything blew up” trope. This movie is available on Netflix and Youtube.



Is it me or were people unable to correctly portray movies in trailers in the 70s and 80s? This looks like a Terry Gilliam movie and the clown music isn’t helping. What you’ll find instead is a quirky, yet very dark movie about a boy (played by Don Johnson of Miami Vice fame) and his telepathic dog trying to survive the harsh wastelands of a post-WWIII land. Beware: it gets dark. This movie is available on Youtube. And a side note: if you start thinking that this feels a whole lot like the Fallout game franchise, it’s because it’s been a huge influence over the games.



Good luck trying to understand what this movie is about simply by watching the trailer… Herzog is weird, I think we all know this. In 1970, he made this. It’s definitely not for everyone. I think you should wait until you have a couple hours to waste, gather some friends, open a bottle of bourbon and watch it. You’re not going to understand most of it. That’s okay. I don’t think it’s meant to. I’ll try to explain it, though: an insane asylum for dwarves (whose employees are also dwarves) is taken over by the inmates who, for close to two hours, will break everything they see, try to have sex with one another and laugh at camels until they shit themselves. Eventually the asylum employees also go mad. Watch the director yell at a tree! It’s.. special. You can find this movie on Youtube.

Class of the 198X: Beaches, street gangs and party beats


What is it about eighties movies that feel so different than anything else produced since the birth of cinema? Was it the porn camera filters? The music? The weird “nothing obvious is happening but we’re under nuclear threat all the time” vibe? The Beer Apostles and I have discussed this at some time or another and never were able to really put our finger on it. Personally, I think it’s the availability of cocaine and synthetic music…

Still, there’s one thing we all agree on; eighties movies need a few things to make it truly eighties. Ninjas, street gangs, beaches, mustaches, midriff shirts, short shorts, rock bands, explosions, drug deals, a ton of cops, high schools, Caucasian jock bullies, punks (dozens of them), graffiti, saxophones.

So we decided to sit down and watch what we felt mostly captured ALL (or most) of those. As always, we strove to watch movies we hadn’t seen, which is no easy task when you combine the movie-watching experience of the whole gang. We’ve also created an 80s movies Bingo card as means of rating.

80s bingo

Without further ado, here’s what we ended up watching.

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Hobbits, Vampires and Frances McDormand: Padding Storylines

Let it be repeated that I do not dislike remakes.

I know that remakes aren’t original. I know that they’re a hot topic and have been for the past decade. Yes, Hollywood seems to have run out of ideas. Still, as I often say, my comics-reading background makes it easier to accept remade material as its own entity rather than as “destroying the source”, something many exclaim. However, there is still one type of remake that I cannot endure; the padded remake.

Let me explain. Normally, remakes are 1:1; the source material is taken, changes are sometimes applied (in certain cases, the only thing left is the title) but it still ends up being a package of more or less the same size. A movie remade into a movie. Sometimes though, the producers get greedy.

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